S10E22: Viewer Mail #2
Where would you get that idea?
Me mum used to claim she was a Windsor.
And I always heard me nana talk about how she took a duke.
Must've been a difficult marriage, too,
'cause every afternoon she'd be bellyaching about her bloody duke.
I think you just had a gross grandmother.
No, I'm quite sure of it.
And to prove it, I'm gonna nick one of the Queen's hairs during her visit tomorrow.