S1E3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang
I--I don't think I'm in the right place.
I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.
Oh, Sure. I can do that.
You do children's parties?
Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand,
and some somersaults maybe.
I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.