The Simpsons
S7E3: Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily
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Don't you kids know anything? The serpent of Reheboam?
The well of Zohassadar?
The bridal feast of Bethchedruharazzeb?
That's the kind of thing you should start learning at baptism.
Um--
actually, you see-- we were never baptized.