The Simpsons

S7E12: Team Homer

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For some pimply little puke that treats ya like dirt unless you're on a team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. That I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem as well, but who am I to complain?