The Simpsons
S15E6: Today, I Am a Klown
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Herschel Pinchas Yoracham Krustofski.
Good, good. Circumcision?
And then some!
(CHUCKLES) Date of Bar Mitzvah?
Well, I, uh... You see, the truth is...
I never had one.
No Bar Mitzvah?
In the eyes of God and the Springfield Jewish Walk of Fame Committee,
you are not a Jewish man!