S11E3: The Old Man and the Big 'C'
Quagmire, what the hell are you doing?
I'm just letting all these hot-rodders know that this is a neighborhood, not a speedway track.
Too fast, too fast! Our children should not have to live in fear!
Okay, well, how come you're not doing this in front of your own house?
Oh, my ham radio interferes with the radar gun.
Talked to a fella in Papua New Guinea last night.
You should come by sometime and join in the fun.