The Simpsons

S4E4: Lisa the Beauty Queen

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You're looking at her through a father's eyes. Well, if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes... and shove them into my sockets, I would. But to me, she's beautiful. That is so sweet. Honey, no one's going to force you to do anything. But do you know how your father got the money to enter you in this pageant? Nope.