The Simpsons
S8E19: Grade School Confidential
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What are you people talking about?
My child told me you two were having sex in the school janitor's closet.
You know, making babies! Yes! Illicit sex!
Doing "it!" "It!" "It!"
Sordid, public, sexual congress!
This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet!
And the fact is, I haven't--