S6E5: Lois Kills Stewie
Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
I could buy that. That sounds like something he'd do.
Well, I think that's awful that Rob Schneider does that.
Yeah, isn't that a disgusting, absolute fact?
Yeah! We're starting a rumor!