The Simpsons
S9E19: Simpson Tide
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specifically forbids the wearing of earrings...
unless you're of Gypsy extraction.
Well, I'm a Gypsy.
Oh, really? Prove it.
Well-- "I 'vant' to suck your blood!"
Nuh-uh. That's a vampire. But, uh, they're also covered.
Carry on.