Getting shot in a drive-by.
Lyme disease from a deer tick.
Good, good. Getting stabbed in the face.
Getting shot in the face.
Shot in the face. There you go.
I see you're kind of stealing mine, but it's okay. Leukemia.
Having a mosquito bite you on your scab.
(THUNDER RUMBLING) Oh! There's your thunder.
Okay, let's try again.