S5E17: It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One
Except for you, Quagmire, you ain't done nothing.
What the hell you talking about?
Lois is gonna get the entire female vote 'cause of me.
I've been having sex with every woman in town nonstop for the past two days.
My God, if I tried to masturbate right now, you know what'd come out?
A little flag with the word "bang" on it.