Family Guy
S9E1: And Then There Were Fewer
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Aye. He's the one who made me what I am today.
(SIGHS) I wish you were a real, live ornery sea captain.
But he didn't wish hard enough! It only worked on me head!
Oh, my God, seriously?
No. Actually, I was a normal guy until one night, we dropped acid together,
and he thought I was a steak.
Grilled me, ate me arms and legs. It was a whole thing.