S7E8: Family Gay
All right. This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man.
Peter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it.
Tonight me and my friends, Paulie and Matty,
are going out to drink a ton of beers.
Tonight my friends and I are going out, but we're not drinking because those are empty calories.
Then we'll play full contact football in the park with no pads or helmets.