S2E13: Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment
Well, at Sunday school, we learned that stealing is a sin.
Well, duh. But everybody does it !
I mean, we're stealing cable as we speak.
Oh-- Uh-- Look at it this way.
When you had breakfast this morning, did you pay for it ?
No. And did you pay for those clothes you're wearing ?
No, I didn't. Well, run for the hills before I call the feds !