S10E22: Viewer Mail #2
'cause every afternoon she'd be bellyaching about her bloody duke.
I think you just had a gross grandmother.
No, I'm quite sure of it.
And to prove it, I'm gonna nick one of the Queen's hairs during her visit tomorrow.
And when the DNA proves a match, you'll see I'm royalty.
The Queen, eh? I'd like to mash my banger in her blood pudding.
Googity. Googity. Glop.