The Simpsons

S4E6: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

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Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Not bloody likely. No, it's true. You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.