S10E10: Meg and Quagmire
Well, I know the signs,
because the same thing happened to me.
An older neighbor. Her name was Elaine.
I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups.
I was stunning. But while my body was mature,
I had the mind of a 12-year-old.
Elaine invited me over with the promise of pie.