The Simpsons
S5E16: Homer Loves Flanders
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Hey, Dad, sell you these for 50 bucks.
Whoo-hoo! Sold!
Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
What do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."
Why, you little-- Hmm. Free wig.