Family Guy
S5E10: Peter's Two Dads
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So he says to the grasshopper, "Hey, you know there's a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says, "You mean, there's a drink named Irving?"
So, which one of you wants to lose your virginity?
Mom, this party sucks.
I mean, balloons? Pin the Tail on the Donkey? I'm not five years old.