The Simpsons
S2E4: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
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Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one.
Lisa, there's no single answer.
Uh, some voters respond to my integrity.
Others are more impressed with my incorruptibility.
Still others by my determination to lower taxes.
And the bureaucrats in the state capital can put that in their pipes and smoke it.