S1E4: Mind Over Murder
Jeez, Lois. I spent all morning on a boat with my friends drinking beer, telling jokes, and screwing around.
How about a little me time?
Honey, I'm begging you. Drop Chris off at his soccer game
and come right home.
I need you to look after Stewie while I'm teaching piano lessons, please!
All right! All right!
Heh. You know I spoil you.