S8E18: Quagmire's Dad
We should all be so gay!
Quagmire, don't you see it?
See what? I'll tell you what I'm seeing.
You're jealous! Huh?
Yeah, your father's a drunk, and mine's a hero.
Look, you'll see. At the Navy Ball,
you'll see how much of a man he is and how everyone in the military respects him.