Rick and Morty
S2E1: A Rickle in Time
So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial,
overly sensitive, clingy,
hysterical, bird-brained homunculi.
And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age,
I go by amount of pain in my ass,
which makes you both identical.
All right, everything resolved?
Everybody nice and certain about their position in my world,