Family Guy

S8E14: Peter-assment

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PETER: Richard! Hey, Richard! Hey, can I get your autograph? (SIGHS) Fine. You have a pen and paper? PETER: What do I look like, a Staples? I don't carry that stuff around. Look, I'm sorry, I can't help you. PETER: Oh, what, you too big and famous to walk over to that corner drugstore and pick up a pen and paper and possibly some other groceries I need and come back and sign several things for me? You're a jerk!