S9E17: Foreign Affairs
Chris, dates... Battle of Hastings! I don't know.
- Franco-Prussian War!
- I don't know.
Sherman's March to the Sea! I don't know.
- Cuban Missile Crisis!
- No idea.
Trail of Tears! Never heard of it.
- Death of Charlemagne!
- What is that?
Treaty of Augsburg! I got nothing.
Cortes reaches South America! Pumping a dry well.
- Teapot Dome Scandal!
- Sounds fake.
September 11th, 2001! Also sounds fake.
- The Bronze Age! King James Bible!
- Nope. No.
- San Juan Hill!
- Wounded Knee! Great Schism!
- Stop. Dad!