The Simpsons

S15E20: The Way We Weren't

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Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? Oh, that's cool or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You were lame! Why? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you. I've kissed three girls. (SOBBING) I'm so lame!