The Simpsons
S4E4: Lisa the Beauty Queen
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If it wasn't for me, you'd still be queen.
You must hate me. Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?
- I don't know. Was I drunk?
- Possibly.
But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I do.
Really?
Uh-huh.
Will you remember this the next time I wreck your life?