The Simpsons

S4E4: Lisa the Beauty Queen

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If it wasn't for me, you'd still be queen. You must hate me. Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant? - I don't know. Was I drunk? - Possibly. But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I do. Really? Uh-huh. Will you remember this the next time I wreck your life?