The Simpsons
S16E10: There's Something About Marrying
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Well, call me old-fashioned, but I believe that marriage described in the Bible...
If you love the Bible so much, why don't you marry it?
In fact, I now pronounce you and the Bible man and wife.
And you're the wife! (CHUCKLING) Hey, you owe me 200 bucks.
Homer, your impulsive marriages are gonna lead to a lot of divorces.