S8E9: Business Guy
Hello. If you're watching this,
it means they didn't cut the rope when I climaxed.
As a result, I'm now dead.
KENNETH: That's not it.
If you're watching this one,
it means the train wasn't able to push the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour, and I'm still stuck in 1885.
KENNETH: This could take a while.
...eaten by sharks while snorkeling...
...stabbed to death in a Toys R Us bathroom.