The Simpsons
S8E15: Homer's Phobia
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Homie, I can hear you chewing on your pillow. What's wrong?
Marge, the boy was wearing a Hawaiian shirt!
So?
There's only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts--
gay guys and big fat party animals.
And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me.
So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt, it wouldn't be gay?