Chris, I can't believe you dissed Connie at your party.
That was awesome!
I heard about it when I was making that gay nerd spoon with me.
Hey, guys. Room for one more?
I don't think so.
JOCK 1: (COUGHING) Loser. JOCK 2: (COUGHING) Reject!
JOCK 3: (COUGHING) Everyone's gay but me.