The Simpsons

S13E5: The Blunder Years

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I'm sorry I lied to you, Waylon, but I wanted to spare you the details of your father's gruesome death. Well, I'm glad to know he died a hero-- instead of that other way. I told him his father was killed in the Amazon by a tribe of savage women. I hope it didn't affect you in any way. We'll never know, sir.