S5E4: Saving Private Brian
Are you kidding, Lois? The army's great! You get to save money for college,
there's free food, and all the brown people you can rape.
I am sorry, but he is not joining the army. Case closed.
I can't believe they're brainwashing kids like Chris to serve in the military.
Ah, yes, the bottom 10% of our high-school class is off to fight another battle.