S3E21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Jeez! I can't believe I'm your type.
As you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men.
I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Will you sleep with me?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to pass.
But Louie Anderson's eating the soap in the bathroom.
Why don't you try him?
Excuse me. Aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag?