S2E19: The Story on Page One
Dad, how could you do this to me?
I love Luke Perry!
Jeez, Meg! You're wasting your time.
Don't you read the papers? He's gay.
PeteR, You can't just print lies about people.
Luke Perry has a wife and son.
So what? A lot of famous types lead secret lives that we don't even know about.
Like Ricky Martin.