The Simpsons
S13E19: The Sweetest Apu
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"Number one, break up with Squishee girl." Well, that's a no-brainer.
"Number two, lose weight.
"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
"Number four, legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.'
Number five, wear name tag that says same."