S15E10: Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
ASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."
Your turn, Mary-Kate.
MARY-KATE: "There once was a girl from Nantucket.
"Her name was Temperance Barrows.
"And her heart was heavy with feeling."
Take it, Ashley.
ASHLEY: "Temperance was trapped in a loveless marriage."
Bummer. I didn't know people were sad in the past.