Family Guy
S7E2: I Dream of Jesus
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(LAUGHS) He's doing that thing he did in the storybook.
So, Jesus, finish that story you were telling us.
Oh. All right, all right.
So there I was, they'd just beaten me senseless,
stuck thorns in my head, nailed me to a piece of wood,
shoved a sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me.
Then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days,