The Simpsons
S5E17: Bart Gets an Elephant
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Dad, how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
I'd like it fine.
Even if he killed you...
and made your teeth into piano keys?
Yes, of course I would. Who wouldn't like that, to be part of the music scene?
- Dad, you're sinking!
- Huh?
Get a rope, Bart.
No, that's okay.
I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.