S1E5: A Hero Sits Next Door
You're always right there on the couch for us,
making us laugh when we're upset.
Changing the channel when something boring comes on.
Eating the last slice of pizza so the rest of us don't fight over it.
Yeah, Daddy. If you hadn't pulled this stunt I never would've learned how to manipulate Kevin.
And when the kids at school see us on T.V.
they'll think you're a total psycho.