S2E5: Love Thy Trophy
Oh, Hosanna! It's the lesser of two evils.
Oh, uh, Hey, kids. I'm, uh, uh, Santa Claus.
Just practicing for Christmas.
But you're white.
Jack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
Don't be stupid! Santa is black!
Santa can't be black. We do not fear him.
Cram it, Gandhi! Santa is Asian.