Family Guy

S2E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

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Dad, that's just an urban legend. Hand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat. 5 times as big as that guy's steak. Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story. Oh, I got a million of them. Like this, like uh, my buddy's sister's boss, he was, uh, drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar. Bam! Woke up without his kidney.