Family Guy
S10E15: Burning Down the Bayit
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Well, there's a whole section of the Torah dedicated to burning down your business.
Right after the chapter on writing complaint letters that will result in compensatory merchandise.
"Dear stuffed shirts at Ritz Crackers.
"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
"Just as a box of crackers is only as appealing as its least intact sleeve.