S9E14: Tiegs for Two
You wanna know how many times I've been laid since last night? 60!
Why? 'Cause I'm not trying to be a girl's Prince Charming.
I'm trying to be that big mistake they made at the bar last night.
Look, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her?
"Pleased to meet you. That's a handsome scarf pin."
No! You say, "Hi, there!
"How's your relationship with your father?"