Family Guy

S9E14: Tiegs for Two

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No! You wanna know how many times I've been laid since last night? 60! Why? 'Cause I'm not trying to be a girl's Prince Charming. I'm trying to be that big mistake they made at the bar last night. Look, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her? "Pleased to meet you. That's a handsome scarf pin." No! You say, "Hi, there! "How's your relationship with your father?"