The Simpsons
S15E20: The Way We Weren't
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Why? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life?
That's still one more than you.
I've kissed three girls.
(SOBBING) I'm so lame!
You're not gonna be kissing anybody for a while!
Well, that stinks!
But I still get to kiss you, right?
(GRUMBLES) Mom, why are you so mad?