The Simpsons
S12E10: Pokey Mom
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It's a small liberal arts college.
Very law-abiding. No convicts at all.
Well, the only other one to apply was Moe Szyslak,
and his stuff scares the hell out of me.
Ew! How could anyone consider that making love?
All right, Jack. You're hired.
I'll clear you out a cubby.
You told a lie for me.