Family Guy

S9E10: Friends of Peter G

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It's improved my heart one heck of a heap, I'll tell you that. Pardon my French. This is even worse than the other one. I mean, it's cool I know French, but, Death, this ain't me. What am I supposed to do? If I'm a drunk, I'm a jerk, and if I'm sober, I'm a douche. Exactly, Peter. It's called moderation. That's the key to life. You don't have to give up the booze cold turkey.