Family Guy
S9E10: Friends of Peter G
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It's improved my heart one heck of a heap,
I'll tell you that. Pardon my French.
This is even worse than the other one.
I mean, it's cool I know French, but, Death, this ain't me.
What am I supposed to do?
If I'm a drunk, I'm a jerk, and if I'm sober, I'm a douche.
Exactly, Peter. It's called moderation. That's the key to life.
You don't have to give up the booze cold turkey.