The Simpsons
S3E21: Black Widower
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"Dear #24601...
"I need a man and cannot find one...
"among the law abiding.
"I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby: "filing nuisance lawsuits.
"I share an apartment with my twin sister.
"Enclosed is a photo of us on a tandem bike.
I forget which one I am."