Family Guy
S6E7: Peter's Daughter
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Lois, did you know that Meg had a date?
Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?
We don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy.
Maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,
wanting to see what sex is like with a big person. Huh?
Is that what you want?
Two crafty dwarves in your house, after your daughter?
Wait. Do dwarves grant wishes?
No, Peter, they're people, like you and me.